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The Chat

I was chatting with an American Gent (We'll call him Timothy, okay?) about illegal immigrants, the wall, and border legislation in the USA. 

 Like we actually have anything equivalent here in Canada.  

We have "Hey, you, c'mon 'ere a second, willya?   Lemme see yer passport - don't got one?  Hold on, I'll get your reservation at the nearest Hilton or Super 6 in the area - we'll get you sorted out".

OK, so maybe not entirely accurate, but sticking folks into a circus tent with no bedding or heat is not really neighbourly either, eh?

But his parting line was one I liked - he said that the millions of illegal aliens already living a crime free lifestyle should be given a one-time amnesty - they go through Immigration to properly be processed.  This would be good both for the Immigrants (legal jobs, etc) and the country.   And he also wished that the borders were more secure from Criminals, Cartels, drug mules and the like and I agree with him 100%.  

Guns, guns guns

I mean, this week near Hamilton, Ontario, they pulled a guy over for speeding, find like, 21 long guns (Canadian way of saying "rifle", eh?)  in his vehicle and a half-dozen pistols.  

So, a few days later, they get a warrant for this fella's house, go in and walk out with over 210 long guns, a few dozen pistols, large amounts of cash, and, of course, drugs.

But the OPP/RCMP were so nice to point out that 35 of the long guns (rifles) were locked up in appropriately approved storage containers.

Like that makes any fucking difference?   Why even bother mentioning that?   To guilt law-abiding gun owners into thinking that even criminals use approved weapon storage facilities!???

Welcome to Canada, eh?  The land where we are not legally allowed to defend ourselves - and win the fight.

Oh, no, not Biden!

So, anyways, I agree with that sentiment 100%. I think for his First Term, Biden planned on getting legislation going to sort some of those border issues out. Trump kaiboshed that idea, the frigging idiot!

Perhaps Biden planned to use the second Term to strengthen the first sets of new legislation on Borders/Immigration, and sort out the thorny "illegal's" currently living in the US.
A super-omnibus Bill combining both would be impossible to get through because of costs, and this also needs to be taken into account.

I mean, how many Millions did Trump throw at the Wall? How many desperate folks are still coming up, over and around said walls?

A bold new plan.  Mine!

That's not working. Listen - You need to funnel them as they cross the border into corrals that can then be used to sort, brand, and send to Official Immigration centres for further sorting, processing, packaging, labeling and distribution.

However, I seem to remember Harris saying just the other day that the reason illegal crossings is lower right now is because more and more folks are being bussed to "approved immigration centres" to be properly processed.

Real Immigrants can get entrance, and fake immigrants, mules, rapists, what have you, are deported/incarcerated, because we all know that incarceration is America's number #One growth industry!

So, seems to me that even if the bill did not pass, Executive action has held up it's end. But my understanding is that Laws in the USA are not supposed to be imposed by POTUS, but created by Congress.

So, as a Canadian who is closely following this because I am seriously considering asking my MLA (Member of the Legislature of Alberta - my Provincial Rep) to look into building a wall on OUR Southern Borders. 

I mean, if our kin down south need to do that, we should probably do the same in brotherhood with our American cousins.

We will separate men and children from women. 

We won't brand them - Microchips are much more convenient and can hold a lot of information about the prisoner - errrr, citizen. And in winter, guards - oh, ehhhh, Inspectors can easily identify folks without needing them to strip to show the tattoo the Yanks gave them. 

So reprehensible! 

Our brands are so much nicer - kinda like a tattoo of a Bison stepping on a Groundhog. So one knows who they are in the swirling snowstorms, I guess. but they're free!

All trucks that cross into Canada will be opened for inspection - special flatbeds are available to roll entire contents of even 50' Vans in 5 minutes for easier inspection by dogs, rats and Macaw Monkeys.

Let's not forget our favourite PA's

Each Port Animal (PA) has their specialties - Dogs for drugs, Rats for explosives and monkeys for banana's that are not sufficiently sized to be used as a generalized measuring tools for FaceBook Photo's of dangerous stairs, funky electronic devices or other dead animals.

Because Halifax has the God-Damnest biggest Warf-Rats anyone has ever seen, and properly trained, they can sniff explosives and such - making them great for de-mining operations. If they boo-boo and set a bomb off, it's not a great loss - Warf-rats are cheap, feed themselves, come upon command with a clicker, and love to work for treats. The Banana has to be exactly 15cm long! Don't forget it! (You yanks claim yer so smart - figure it out yourself!)

So why Rats?

They prefer German Marlborough's for their treats and breaks. Really, you think?
It's not like they're going to live long or anything, eh? 

Experiments are underway to see if these Rats can be used in combat. Latest figures show a 100% death rate.
Perfect!

Then taking a page out of Texas' playbook, we will fly the immigrants to Newfoundland and Nunavut, give them some supplies and a few bucks, kick 'em in the butt and with a few kind words, say "Call us when you earn money so we can tax you!"

OR, feel me on this - we set all future immigrants IN Labrador, a mostly forest-covered former Province (Now a part of Newfoundland), set them all free, give each adult a long gun and a pistol with sufficient ammunition for 5 years hunting.

Canada will open up the fur trade, making beaver fur hats once again all the rage in Paris, New York and Saskatoon.

In addition, each family will be given a Crossbow and each child under 16 will receive a Daisy 22LR starter kit and a 1 Kg of bullets to practice with.

Starting at age 5, Bowie Knives will be issued to the chubby-cheeked future slashers to better, and faster, learn what hurts and what does not hurt. It's better this way.

The hard part will be the frikkin' long electrified fence around all of Labrador. Might even be longer than any proposed wall on the US's Southern Border. However we have snow, Bears, Polar Bears, killer moose, nefarious beavers and the occasional crazy Stoat.  

What does the US have? The occasional Boa or Python, scrawny coyotes, the occasional big cat, whom are wimps that like to swim, and the occasional stray dog. Meh.

Power for the fence will come from the Quebec Hydro facilities - with the price of power going up from Canada to the US, they are dropping french fried power for more local environs, so there will be plenty to power remaining in Canada for the fence!

Okay, this may be difficult without buying a few more Chinook Helo's, but I say it's do'able.

Back to Reality!

Now, is any of this any crazier than what Trump wants to do?

Incarcerate opponent politicians, justice officials that won't kow-tow to him. Senators and Representatives that piss him off?

He's full in for punishment to any woman or child that has an abortion.
So sick!

He's a misogynist, a racist, he's been raised to sneak, ignor or outright break laws to scam, cheat and steal whatever and whenever he can.

He is a horrible businessman. I mean, He lost a Casino. A friggin Casino - a money-making machine with built-in rules that favours the house so that it always, always, always has income at the end of the night, and not a loss.

But Trump? He put that to a lie - so poorly run that he literally ran a Casino out of business.
♦Same with his Airline.
Bankrupt.
♦Same with his University.
Bankrupt
♦Same with his running shoes.
Ridiculous and desperate.
♦Same with his Bible.
Ridiculous, desperate and probably a sin against his God.

His slumlord days, a carry-over from his chicken-shit father who ran to the USA to avoid a military draft, he treated his tennants like shit. Many lives were lost in poor tenements that either fell apart, or burned down because of no fire-suppression systems, fire extinguishers, and even windows nailed shut so tennants don't sit on balconies smoking and generally trying to socialize with others. 

 Because he's racist, he's controlling, he's twisted and sick in his head, and yet, the GOP call him "The man that every American wants to be - he'll save us from all this poverty and hell".

No, he's the reason you live in poverty and in hell. And note that the apple did not fall far from Dad's tree, eh? Trump had a bone spur. His dad just ran away.

But, that's my humble opinion. A very sarcastic one, but I think you can hear the vitriol in this post. At least, I hope so.

I'm no expert, it's just what I see happening down South, and fear the same is happening here or soon will be happening in this very province I live in.

Alberta. A Florida/Texas wannabe State.

Yeah, that shit ain't happening here if I have any say in it.

Meanwhile, I'm sure Harris will remain in close contact with Biden during her Term, if only to carry on with his (and hers) vision for America.

I fear what would happen to the world if Trump ever wins...

Peace,
.- .-.

Edwin

I could not believe how many folks I know seem to think that this is how Canada's Government works. This is ignorance on so many levels - and it shows me that Canadians are being suckered into Q-Anon-style Conspiracy Theories. And the statement in Red above, is all wrong. That is not the definition of Socialism - THAT is simply an abject attempt at twisting the narrative to suit a wanted result. And it worked. On YOU.

That is not the way Democracy, or Socialism, works.

Here - allow me enlighten you.

Misconceptions About Canada’s Government and Socialism

I’ve encountered quite a few people lately who seem to harbor misconceptions about how Canada’s government operates. It’s disheartening to witness this lack of understanding, especially when it leads to the propagation of Q-Anon-style conspiracy theories. So, let’s address a few points:

Equalization Payments: Contrary to popular belief, Alberta and Ontario—wealthier provinces—have indeed received equalization payments. These payments aim to ensure that all provinces can provide essential services to their residents, regardless of their fiscal capacity. It’s not about laziness; it’s about maintaining equitable standards of living across the country.

Socialism vs. Communism: Let’s clarify the difference. Socialism involves collective ownership or control of certain aspects of the economy, such as healthcare, education, and social safety nets. Communism, on the other hand, advocates for the complete abolition of private property and class distinctions. Canada’s system is a mix of both capitalism and socialism, aiming for a balanced approach.

Federal Benefits: Our federal government plays a crucial role in providing benefits like Old Age Security, Child Tax Credits, and Employment Insurance. These programs contribute to social welfare and economic stability. Rejecting them as “socialism” overlooks their positive impact on citizens’ lives.

Education and Critical Thinking: I appreciate your encouragement to seek knowledge. Online courses and educational resources can fill in the gaps and dispel misconceptions. Let’s all strive to be well-informed citizens!

Political Rhetoric: Yes, political presentations often rely on flashy graphics and emotional appeals. As discerning citizens, we should dig deeper, evaluate evidence, and consider multiple perspectives.

Remember, healthy discourse and empathy are essential. Let’s keep our hearts and minds open as we discuss these important topics.

Let's carry on with the Tin-Hat folks in mind.

Debunking Misconceptions About Alberta, Canada, and Federal Taxes

Recently, I’ve encountered numerous graphics and charts created by the United Conservative Party (UCP) in Alberta. These materials aim to rile up UCP supporters, stoking outrage against the federal government and promoting a long-term plan for Alberta’s potential secession. They even hope to bring Saskatchewan and British Columbia along for the ride.

One notable document, titled “Free Alberta Advantage,” outlines the UCP’s vision for Alberta’s separation from Canada. While the edited 2021 version appears more tempered, I distinctly remember reading the original 2017 document online. It was nothing short of draconian—a blueprint for a police state with religious police enforcing Christianity exclusively, while other faiths faced exclusion unless they converted. And, of course, no room for abortion rights.

Drawing parallels with the current state of affairs in the United States, it’s evident that the UCP has ambitious plans. But here’s the reality check: their outrage is largely unfounded.

Let’s delve into the facts:

Federal Taxes and Confederation: Under Canada’s Confederation, the federal government collects taxes—distinct from provincial taxes—under the Income Tax Act and other revenue sources. Once these funds enter the federal coffers, they belong to the government to allocate as needed. No province can unilaterally alter this arrangement. Whether it’s Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, or any other province, the goal is to ensure equitable treatment for all Canadian citizens. Only about 20% of this money goes towards Equalization Payments.

Misguided Rhetoric: Some right-wing factions—often characterized by Bible-thumping, regressive ideologies—spread misinformation. They claim that federal taxes are tainted by “socialism” and advocate for provincial autonomy. However, this oversimplification ignores the disconnectedness of our nation. We’re in this together, and federal programs like Old Age Security, Child Tax Credits, and Employment Insurance benefit citizens across the board.

A Reminder: If you were born in a Canadian hospital, you’ve already experienced the impact of collective efforts. Those taxes funded your care, ensuring a healthy start in life. Let’s celebrate our shared responsibility and continue working toward a better Canada.

So, to those who peddle divisive narratives, I encourage a refresher on Canadian civics. Our strength lies in unity, compassion, and informed dialogue.

And that is all I'm willing to say on this topic without becoming rude, crude or downright prissy because of supposedly smart folks falling for rhetoric and fake information.

And it never hurts to be polite when leading folks by their noses to the water.  But it's up to them to take a drink and learn what is actually happening. 

That is not my job - that is the job of every responsible Canadian adult!

Peace,
.- .-.

 

Everything you need to know about me. Perhaps too much?

The following was a post for a FB Group that I really like, and wanted them to know that I really cannot help my brains "length calculator" when it comes to posting on FaceBook. Everything else pertains to everyone else I know.

Cheers,
Edwin.